aquabean | (no subject)

So, I have been sent in the recent past, like 8 of these things. Seriously. I'm at work and not exactly feeling productive, so here's another one for ya.

The usual...
Name: elisa
Birth date: Jan 28
Location: The Geek 'Cube.
Sex: Chick.
Height: 5'1" Damnit!
Current Bands/Artists: Ryan Adams, Tete, Puffy AmiUmi (Nothing says good times like French aterna-rock and Japanese techno-pop).
Clothing: Flower print skirt (hand made), red sweater, red clogs. No, I'm not a hippy, and don't want any of your weed.
Accessories: Hematite necklace, chain with St. Christopher's medallion, bracelets, and three silver rings. (And, no, I'm still not a hippy).

This or that...
Nice smiles or nice eyes? :: Eyes I guess. Really, though, what you gonna say? Personally, I like the back of a person's neck. Dead sexy that..
Jeans or skirts? :: Is it cold out?
Boots or sneakers? :: Chucks.
Natural or make-up? :: Eyeliner on everyone.
Restaurants or fast food? :: Does no one eat at home any more? What happened to family values?
Italian food or Chinese? :: Either one if you let me use chopsticks.
Dark or light eyes? :: Depends on the hair you wear them with.
Streaked or dyed hair? :: Streaked.
Vampires or Gods? :: Vampires.
Shakespeare or Greek mythology? :: Goin' with Willie on this one. Then again, he should never be called "Willie." I apologize.
Milk shakes or floats? :: Milkshakes. Chocolate-peanut butter. Guh.
Drugs or cigarettes? :: Nein to either.
Football or cheerleading? :: Water polo. Hotter all the way around.
Cake or pie? :: Yellow cake. Chocolate frosting..

How...
Do you want to die? :: Alone and afraid. Are you stupid? Surrounded by worshipers and minions who will throw themselves on to my funeral pyre.
Do you brush your teeth? :: With your sister.
Much time do you take to dress up? :: Based on scrubbiness level, between 10min and 1 hour.
Do you like your life? :: The possibilities. What? My optimism isn't totally dead.
Well do most people know you? :: Eh, they know what they want to know.
Common or original is this survey? :: Same old, same old.
Often do you smile? :: A lot actually. Kinda messes with the evil genius look though...
Many times a week do you eat junk food? :: Most.

Do you..
Sing? :: It's the main reason I have a car.
Dance? :: All over the freakin' place.
Laugh a lot? :: It's more of a cackle.
Like spicy food? :: World of, yes.
Prefer bagels over yogurt? :: Yup.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? :: Because I am defined and validated by whether or not I'm in a relationship? No. Shut up.
Want one? :: I miss making out.
Think babies are cute? :: In small doses.
Children in general? :: From the ages of 12-18 they should be locked away somewhere without cell phones or an internet connection.
Believe in fortune cookies? :: I obey their every order.
Believe in life after death? :: Yeah.
Believe in life after love? :: You're an idiot.
Believe that anything is possible? :: Well, this question thing isn't going to get any better.
Believe that everyone has a purpose in life? :: Yeah, why not. I'm feeling like letting them live today.
Know what yours is? :: To lead the Revolution.

Are...
You a girl? :: Yes.
You a comedian? :: Your mom is.
Your friends true friends in your opinion? :: They've got nicknames. We're good to go.
You bored? :: I'm sitting in a cubicle. Ask again.

Describe...
Your heritage :: Half-breed.
Your usual outfit :: T-shirt, jeans, tevas.
Your hair :: Short, black, longer in the front that the back.
Your eyes :: Dark brown. Really big.
What you'd like to change about yourself :: I could use like three more inches.
How you would like to die :: You already asked this.
Your perfect mate (physical features) :: Taller than me. Shove it. I like to keep my options open.

What...
Are your weaknesses? :: Long fingers, again, the back of the neck. Also, good sourdough bread.
Are your fears? :: Not a fan of heights. Or mimes. But that's not a fear so much as a religiously held suspicion.
Does your perfect pizza consist of? :: Thick crust, light sauce, whatever on top.
Is the difference between fate and destiny? :: Who you get to blame.
Is one thing you would like to achieve? :: Stand on the shore of Pitcairn Island.

Who...
Do you love the most? :: You're all running even at this point. Except you.
Would you like to meet that you know online? :: Umm...It's a pool of like three. You're all cool.
Is the one person who makes you laugh the most? :: Probably Gracie. Though, Bear runs a close second.
Really annoys you? :: Red states, and the red state people who drive on my freeways.
Could you not live without? :: Right.
Doesn't like you though you like him/her? :: What are you talking about? Everyone loves me.
Likes you though you hate him/her? :: Heh, I graduated
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Is...
Hate too much of a strong word? :: Not if you're talking about your face.
Food from other cultures good? :: Yes.
Your mood calm at the moment? :: I'm a little stiff actually.

Check it. PT finally got herself an lj: