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(stolen from wildelamassu.)

If I were God over LiveJournal... by shinikami
Username
Jesus would be	solaas
The four archangels would be	froodle
and	wildelamassu
and	nightfallrising
and	kuriadalmatia
The Blessed Virgin would be	avaaricious
Satan would be	hane
The antichrist would be	foxman
And YOU would be	In Heaven
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Comments

[wildelamassu.livejournal.com]

If Night and I are jointly in charge of the heavenly armies and revelations...oh, dear. *Tenpous /everywhere/, like an uncontrolled deer population*

*smites Hane* Way to ditch out on us, Ms. I'm Too Cool To Stay Up Here.

And dude, the devil is in heaven. O.o This is some corporate joke, right?

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

BWaahaHAHAhahah!

*thunder lightning crash*


Dude, you and Night running heaven, with me in charge? *cackles* Nothing would ever get done! We'd all sit in the library all the time and ignore everything around us. Occasionally someone would revolt and you'd smite them and then we'd just go back to our scrolls or whatever. Heh.

[nightfallrising.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I'd eventually smack you both with a rolled-up manga and make you eat something. So there'd be twenty-minute windows for Accomplishments Over Meals. ^,^

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Heh.

...But is there trash day in Heaven? *grins*

[froodle]

Ooooh, do I get wings? And possibly a flaming sword for smiting the unrighteous/downright annoying?

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

*hands you sword* Smite away my friend, smite away.


Also, if you could start with the people who cut you off in traffic and make your life flash before your eyes, that would be great. Thanks.

[froodle]

Sword: *FWOOMPH!*

Froodleeyebrows: *GONE*

Heheheh... coooooooooool...

Froodlegrin: *creepy liek whoa*

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

*tents fingers* Eeeeeexcellent....


*looses Flaming Sword of Doom Action Froodle on the world*

BWAhahahAHAHAhahahah!!!

[froodle]

World: Eeeeeek! *stabbitydeath*

...is it weird that I now want an action figure of myself with Real Doom Sword Wielding Action?

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Not any stranger than the fact that I totally see there being a Special Edition Froodle with Attack Bunny Companion and Attack Bunny Carrying Case.

Heh.

[froodle]

Limited to only 500 pieces worldwide, and coming with Exclusive "Forced To Venture Into Outside World" Scowl facial mold. Thlayli comes with a little pack of severed child-fingers and a blood-smeared variant.

I posted this to the wrong journal before

[nightfallrising.livejournal.com]

I think I'd better be Gabriel or Raphael, then. 'Cause I would so drop a flaming sword on my foot.

Re: I posted this to the wrong journal before

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

I bestow up on you then, the Flaming Chopsticks of Doom.*


*With nifty instant off-switch action.