Measure the imesurable.

[aquabean]

Someone on my friend's list asked today what it was that we felt was important to achieve in our lives. And I remembered a conversation had at work the other day.



Some day in the future I would like for when those moments arise that my enemies contemplate having many of their problems solved and the odd pointy pain in their ass to be eliminated, that the first and only option they consider is to hire the best ninjas available on the market to-date.

My ninjas will of course be better trained, but it's the thought that counts.

Comments

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

XD I do like the idea of ninja problem solving. *wishes she had some ninjas herself...* Although really, I'm lacking in really "ninja-worthy" problems. Do you suppose ninjas would be good at doing dishes with grace and style?

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Ninjas don't do dishes. They simply look at the dishes, and the dishes are struck with such awe and fear that they wash themselves.

Though if you ask nice, sometimes they do them.


While hanging from the ceiling.

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

*sniffles in mock-wistfulness* I so want ceiling-mounted dish ninjas...

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Weeeell... I'd send you to Ikea but since you have to construct everything there yourself, it's hard to keep the ninjas from accidentally ending up thinking they're really a multi-functional end table and cup holder or something.


I say you wait for the new line of Nordstrom's "home and office ninjas", they look quite promising. You should see the one that does your document shredding.

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Also the world would be a better place if the Vatican made better use of its resources.

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! That icon always cracks me up. XD

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Every time I see them wandering around on the street, I wonder what kind of secret mission they've been sent out to accomplish. Like, how much worse the inner city would be without all those Catholic churches.

The police should be grateful.

XD