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Welcome one and all, to [ profile] runefallstar and [ profile] karotsamused's ANIME THEME PARK.

You heard right. Think Disneyland, but for all of your favorite Anime. We've got a few going so far.

Bleach: The Psychaedelic Hollow Hunt: Follow Your Favorite Reaper as they beat the begeebus out of Hollows! It'll be Indy-esque, only you're gonna have Kon in your ear the whole time.

FMA: Most Depressing Ride In the History Of the Universe: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go home and hug your mother. I'm sure there are a few curlicues in there somewhere, but it'll end with you leaving, brushing snow out of the lapels of your coat, and wishing they let you see Naked Ed a little longer during the Array Drop Into The Gate.

Naruto: Fly through the trees! This one's a suspension ride where you dash with Team 7 (or what's left of it) and Shikamaru after Gaara and Sasuke. Watch out or you'll end up in a sandy coffin! Or a barrel.

Naruto: IN A BARREL: Careening down a raging river of death! You are Sasuke, stuck in a barrel for episode after episode. Think Haunted Mansion, but with lots more of Naruto and Sasuke kissing accidentally. It ends when the barrel is broken open and you gaze into the leering welcome of your new Dom Orochimaru.

Naruto: Konoha Training Park for the little ones: It'll have a ball pit. And Target Practice with suction cup kunai.

Naruto: False Shuriken Ride: You are Naruto, flung by Sasuke past Zabuza - spin out of control through this whiplash of a wild time.

Prince of Tennis: Be Lobbed across the court in this exciting match! Feel like you're there!

Cowboy Bebop: Space race! Pilot the Swordfish II with Spike and blow out the engines of those nasty space police trying to get your bounty!

Samurai Champloo: Sneak through the bamboo looking for gay fireflies. Ah ha. Actually it'd be more like Soarin' - IMAX swordfights, what?

Dai Guard: YOU TOO CAN PILOT DAI GUARD AND FIGHT HETERODYNE! The most Rockin Mech-based ride EVAR. Get bitched at by Ayame and whats-her-face, win Shirota's heart, and SAAAAVE TOKYO!!!

Saiyuki: Ride the Jeep to the West - comes with your own shorejuu. You get points for shooting the fark out of demons, but if they get too close, you lose your sutra!

Trigun: Brilliant Dynamites Neon: Ride an out-of-control sand steamer through the canyon - will you stop before the sudden drop? Bonus Tower-Of-Terror Ending!


Our park's nowhere near full yet. Any ideas?
(COME ON! JOIN IN! It's fun!)

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Date: 2007-03-06 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
oh fricky hell i think i am in love here

...There needs to be a Manda-shaped rollercoaster in there somewhere XD BITCHYSNAKE FOR WIN.

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Date: 2007-03-06 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
XD Srsly this place needs to happen.

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Date: 2007-03-07 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I so want to put Hazel into this mess somewhere. And Nii. But my brain stopped.

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Date: 2007-03-07 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
. . .

I think it'd have to be one of those rides where you sat back and watched them create mass mayhem. You really would be in no control at all. And it'd ROCK.

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Date: 2007-03-06 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I have never been to Disneyland; for that matter, I'm not sure I've ever been to any actual amusement park. So my knowledge of rides and ability to create them is somewhat limited.

But this does not keep me from wanting to play! So I give you:

Yami no Matsuei: Fly through an enchanted landscape of moonlit cherry trees, traditional Japanese gardens, and depressing government offices! Dodge vampires, dragons, and giant sexually-predatory snakes! The potion your friendly colleague gives you at the beginning of the ride contains pharmaceutical-quality LSD, for that extra touch of magic realism!

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Date: 2007-03-06 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Heh! It could be like one of those suspension rides where your legs hang in the air and you freak out 'cause you could hit branches accidentally. Or kick out of one of Muraki's eyes, either way.

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Date: 2007-03-06 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You guys are awesome. Srsly.

One Piece--Pirate Race:

It's time for a boat ride! Sail the Going Merry through Sea King infested waters, destroy other pirate and government ships as they attempt to thwart the Straw Hat crew's quest for One Piece. Special appearances by Buggy the Clown, Crocodile, Mr. and Miss 1-9, Saw-Tooth Arlong and other One Piece baddies. Emo flashbacks might occur at any moment, so prepare yourself. And stay away from Ussopp's experiments.

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Date: 2007-03-06 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No duh we're awesome. But so are you ^^

DUDE One piece has so many ride opportunities! You could have yours as the overview, and then have a bunch of island-based adventures!

Ride a GIANT DUCK to save Arabasta and win Princess Vivi's friendship!

Hunt dinosaurs with Zoro and Sanji!

And best of all, the Gomu Gomu no Slingshot ride, where you ride Luffy into the sky! It'd be like one of those bungee rides, only you'd have Luffy laughing maniacally in your ear the whole time!

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Date: 2007-03-06 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
YES. THOSE ARE AWESOME. Can't we have the giant crab ride too? Ooh, and the Baratie restaurant as a place to relax and enjoy the sight of cooks beating the crap out of each other? And drive the sleigh that Chopper pulls down the mountain, avoiding those killer rabbit thingies and the evil king's minions. Sharp shooting with Usopp and his mighty crew! Oh so many ideas. XD

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Date: 2007-03-06 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

...Also Nami's grove. ^^ Smoothies!

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Date: 2007-03-06 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

(I'm out of Sanji icons wtf didn't we have this competition?)

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Date: 2007-03-06 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Weiss Kreuz: Go on a virtual ride with Schuldig as he enters your mind and makes you feel like you are going thru hell and back!

... and may I say that your tag line (WTF is wrong with us) should win, if LJ ever has a "Best of Tags" award.

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Date: 2007-03-06 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
See, there'd also have to be an "Escape From The Falling Citadel" ride, you know? Where the last row gets bloody noses, all of them.

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Date: 2007-03-06 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Every time I try to think of something I can only think of giftshops.

Or like...a be-all-end-all Manga Emporium guarded by cosplayers.

THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED. Decent cosplayers roaming around the park, from Pikachu a'la comic con to Witch Hunter Robin complete with flashpaper.

There we go a WHR live action show.

And a Hellsing Shooting Gallery.

If Disney can have a shooting Gallery then they can too.

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Date: 2007-03-06 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


...Also lawl Amon would get hisself mobbed.

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Date: 2007-03-06 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
X/1999: Sword of Kamui - The Emotional Rollercoaster
Who will you board with - The Dragons of Heaven, or The Dragons of Earth? This ride features two coasters on parallel tracks! Meet your foe again and again throughout this slightly formulaic but nonetheless EXCITING and spiral of confusion and near-collision! As a member of your chosen side, you will be subjected to illogical twists and turns and high-pressure sprays of blood - be sure to bring a raincoat! This ride is slow - but not for the faint of heart!

Oh no! The tracks are converging! Will you get off this ride? Can you? The tracks aren't finished yet, so EVEN WE DON'T KNOW!

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Date: 2007-03-06 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
. . .

Ok now I wanna see this just to know what CRACKFEST of a ride it's spawning.

From: [identity profile]
Enter the West-ern Saloon and Dodge the bullet! ... If you get hit, Doc Ha(kkai)Liday will tend to you ^_~

an alternative is to go to the English Pub and play Dodge the Scalpel by scary Jack(al) the Ripper!!!

Or play big game hunter with Shoot the Lion/Duck/Monkey with the Beastmaster.

Wander into the world's most expensive mirror maze totally made by diamonds by Kagami-san

Feel like playing in your own dreamworld enter the Mugenjou Holodeck, special effects by Makubex.

Spit the sunflower sedd and dunk Fuu, if by some miracle you done if you can outrun her before she gets you to pay for cleaning bills! or you can just buy her some food!

Hungry? Go to the Antique Bakery and drool! and we don't mean at the food! ^_~ But get there before Goku visits and eats up all the food there!

Before you go home do visit God Squad Souvernirs(spelling?)... Diadems, banishing guns, elongating staffs, whips, chanis and manacle, you can't find it...the Management also called Mismatched Eyes will pull it out of thin air for you! And don't let the blind guy behind the counters fool ya and no that guy with the patch by the door is NOT a cardboard cutout.

Cheesy and cliche...but well there's my two cents worth!

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Date: 2007-03-07 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ouran Host Club Tunnel of Reverse Harem Luuuuuuuuuuurve. 'nuff said.

and, maybe,

Suzumiya Haruhi Wipes Out the Universe. you get to fight the Shinjin and crazy Asakura bitches and time-travel and shit.

the final boss would be Maid Mikuru with the Contact Lens o' Doom.

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Date: 2007-03-09 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
. . .

The Host Club would so have a restaurant. Ohgod. And and and and you could have one of them sit with you, like in Ariel's Grotto! And oh dear. XD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
It could be like the Blue Bayou where you hang out in the restaurant as you watch everyone else go through the Tunnel Of Reverse Harem Lurve. ... XDDDD YUS.

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Date: 2007-03-10 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Evangelion: The Ride. Enter your Eva and enjoy a fucked-up robot battle type flight simulator, then the world turns orange and Gendo shouts "Leave!" and you eject your entry plug into a river of orange tang type log ride. The walls are lined with red aquarium water with Rei heads floating cheerfully. See Asuka's mom hang herself! Watch Misato and Shinji stare at each other for ten minutes straight without moving! Then as you go "tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down," you watch Shinji choke Asuka and then slit his wrists as you dock.

Bokusatsu Tenchi Dokuro Chan's Tunnel of Love: Naked Dokuro Chans run about, drop their towels, and undress before you, but watch out for Excaliborg! The hilarious new ride with the memorable slogan, "Duck."

Miss Yukari's Bumper Car Bonanza: All your favorite bumper car moments, but spiced up with one very bad anamatronic driver who sends you off the track! A white-faced Chiyo Chan bids you goodbye.

The Fooly Cooly Scavenger Hunt: Find clues all over the park to find out the true meaning of Fooly Cooly! Prizes! P.S. - Don't forget to fondle her yum-yums!

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Date: 2007-03-10 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think the only possible response I can have to this is


Also hi bunny I'm coming home soon.


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