*zing!*

[aquabean]

Went to Church with Grandma and Dad andmadpinkflamingo tonight. The highlight was most definitely in the car on the way to there, when it was just the Gma and Gracie and myself. Grams decided to tell a few jokes....


There are only three reasons a girl wears a sweater...
The first is to keep warm. And, well, the other two are obvious.

Women's bras come in three sizes...
Nubbin, sub-nubbin, and Hot Damn.

There once was a couple of sparrows, with a little nest and two little eggs. When the Papa Bird came home one day there was a new egg, larger and a different colour.
"What's this?" He asked.
"Oh, nothing." She said, "Just something I did for a lark."

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*no sweater kink at all. shutup*