Insanity is genetic.

[aquabean]

I call home. XD

Me and Mama: *have nice conversation about her new car*
Me: So can I talk to Papa?
Mama: *deadpan* Only if you beg.
Me: ...wha'?
Mama: Beg for it.
Me: ...Plleeeeaaase? Mama, come ooooon.
Mama: Nope, not enough.
Me: But Mama, I looooove you. Pleeeeeease, please can I talk to him?
Mama: ...I don't know.
Me: Awwww, you're mean!
Mama: No, I finally learned how to get stuff.
Me: *hmph*
Me: I looooooove you.
Mama: *smug* I know.
Me: NOW can I talk to him?
Mama: Wash your car.
Me: *facepalm*