WK - Double drabble, "Punchline."
Jul. 26th, 2005 12:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aquabeanTitle: Punchline
Author: Rune
Words: Double drabble (200)
Characters: Ken, Aya.
Notes: I say things to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ranalore, and she just nods and smiles and lets me talk myself right into the corners inhabited by rabid plot bunnies. This is what happens. Beta'd by her and written for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
wk_100's challenge this week.
"So there are two penguins sitting on an ice-floe an-- Wha'? Yes, ma'am, I'll be right there. You, hold on."
"Hn."
"Okay, so where was I? Right, penguins! So there’re two of them, right? They're sitting there and the first one turns -- Huh? Oh, no, Aya, can you?"
"Nnh."
"Thanks for that. Anyways, penguins, ice-floe, first one turning to the second one says, 'Looks to me like you're wearin' a tuxedo.' And the second penguin says -- hey, don't look at me like that! This is just how the joke goes."
"Hn."
"Aaaanyways, the second one says, ‘Who says I’m not?’”
“Hn.”
“Oh, come on. At least smile! It was funny!”
“Hn.”
“Fine, don’t. And when you die old and alone, with no wrinkles, and everyone wonders why you’re ‘so well preserved’ I’ll be able to say it’s because you never laughed.”
“Hn.”
“Whatever, Doll Face. I’m going to go help this lady with her potted whatever-that-is and then I’m going to come back and make you laugh.”
“Hn.”
“Seriously, this isn’t fair. What do I have to do, dance? Sing? Slip on a banana pee-- Ow! At least this means you don’t laugh at my pain.”
“Who says I’m not?”
Author: Rune
Words: Double drabble (200)
Characters: Ken, Aya.
Notes: I say things to
ranalore, and she just nods and smiles and lets me talk myself right into the corners inhabited by rabid plot bunnies. This is what happens. Beta'd by her and written for wk_100's challenge this week."So there are two penguins sitting on an ice-floe an-- Wha'? Yes, ma'am, I'll be right there. You, hold on."
"Hn."
"Okay, so where was I? Right, penguins! So there’re two of them, right? They're sitting there and the first one turns -- Huh? Oh, no, Aya, can you?"
"Nnh."
"Thanks for that. Anyways, penguins, ice-floe, first one turning to the second one says, 'Looks to me like you're wearin' a tuxedo.' And the second penguin says -- hey, don't look at me like that! This is just how the joke goes."
"Hn."
"Aaaanyways, the second one says, ‘Who says I’m not?’”
“Hn.”
“Oh, come on. At least smile! It was funny!”
“Hn.”
“Fine, don’t. And when you die old and alone, with no wrinkles, and everyone wonders why you’re ‘so well preserved’ I’ll be able to say it’s because you never laughed.”
“Hn.”
“Whatever, Doll Face. I’m going to go help this lady with her potted whatever-that-is and then I’m going to come back and make you laugh.”
“Hn.”
“Seriously, this isn’t fair. What do I have to do, dance? Sing? Slip on a banana pee-- Ow! At least this means you don’t laugh at my pain.”
“Who says I’m not?”
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Date: 2005-07-26 04:42 pm (UTC)^__^
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Date: 2005-08-07 09:13 pm (UTC)Isn't he wonderful? He is! Hee.
And dude, anyone who can get Aya to snark back just wins at life. *G*
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Date: 2005-08-07 09:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-07 09:24 pm (UTC)Ed and Roy telling jokes? *dead from the surreal* Hee.
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Date: 2005-08-07 09:26 pm (UTC)...*smells a dressverse loophole*...
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Date: 2005-08-07 09:26 pm (UTC)*G*
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Date: 2005-08-07 09:46 pm (UTC)'Cause I just figured out a way incorporate Jellybean fic into the middle of the dressverse. Sorta.
*headdesks* Get online and talk me out of this?