XD Wow, that's a familiar Roy. I love your Roy ^^ I'm glad I went to bed early, only because I wouldn't have given this full justice had I been half asleep.
The last line *killed* me. As if the rest hadn't. Hee. When you step back from the sad stuff you're quite the funny one. (Then again, I can't complain about anything from you 'cause it's good crying. No really.) And. Your Roy. So wins. XD