It's almost... unnatural.

[aquabean]

...Whenever classic rock gets played right outside our window I always have this mental image of Sam and Dean sitting out there in their Impala waiting for the light to change 'cause they're circling the block. It's totally because that neighbor on the other side of us who we've never seen even once is really a vampire.

I mean when we moved in we were told he was some kind of professional fighter.

They must have meant fighter. Of the Night.