Watching Naruto
May. 11th, 2007 07:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aquabeanWe're trying to get through as much Naruto on the TiVo as we can before the service gets turned off on Saturday. This means I'm watching while very tired and exceptionally snarky.
Quotes:
Sasuke Is Being Bitchy At Temari And The Other Dude With Unconscious Gaara
Girl: Sasuke needs magical healing buttsex.
Rune: You'd have to take the -stick- out first.
Girl: Well, yeah! That'd be healing...
Sasuke Has Emo Hair
Girl: *huff* Sasuke's trying to rock the Ed-bangs and he's just not doing it.
Rune: ...Roy agrees.
Girl: *grins* Ed rocks Ed's own bangs.
Girl: *poots*
Rune: You pooted?
Girl: *poots*
Rune: I could make tiny ponytails all over my head.
Girl: ...
Rune: ... I just keep talking.
Sasuke Beats Temari
Sasuke: I have to go. I've wasted enough time on -you- already.
Rune: Nice parting shot, pussy.
The Third Hokage In Blacks
Rune: ... He's built like my dad.
Girl: . . . XD IT'S TRUE.
Orochimaru: And after I set all of those booby traps...
Girl: Boobie!
Rune: XD
Third Hokage: How could you, -Orochimaru-?
Rune: . . . -Newman-.
Girl: XDDDD
I Wonder What He Actually Said In The Original
Orochimaru: I'm like the person who took blue and yellow, and consciously mixed them together to make a new color, green.
Girl: WHAT?
Rune: Orochimaru teaches the color wheel!!
Orochimaru's Current Spoiler Body
Rune: See, I don't see how everybody can say Orochimaru -rapes- Sasuke, unless it's with like a snake or something. I mean. That's a chick. She's got a pussy. There's no raping there.
Orochimaru Says: ...Your pitiful and brief life...
Rune: ... He's an old man! How is that brief? Orochimaru, you're a tool and you can't count.
Also, the Third Hokage was super hawt when he was younger. U-unf.
Orochimaru Runs Away From Third Hokage
Rune: ... He runs like Aaya. From Fruits Basket.
Girl: ... Apt.
PAUSE FOR MAD CRYING OMG FLASHBACKS OF THE BABIES EVERYWHERE OH LEAF VILLAGE OH HOKAGE T-----T STUPID PURPLE BABOON REAPER THING. Also WAH BABY KAAASHI...
(Third Hokage has two daddies!)
Jiraiya: *Spaz!* I AM SO COOL!!!
Giant Frog: ... Naruto is almost normal next to you, ya freak.
Girl: *great despair and distress* ... I have to pee!
Rune: ...We -can- pause it.
Girl: ... *pauses!*
Rune: *facepalm*
...soooooo... We watched up until spoiler fought spoiler and the big spoiler died and we both cried and felt silly, but they cut out Kakashi's part 'cause the ep recorded funny, and now we're home but they've already turned the cable off and that means all the eps we had left are gone.
Anyone out there want to pimp us tv shows by sending us disks? We're gonna be cable-less and completely susceptible to all kiiiiiiiiiiinds of suggestion. H-harrr.
Quotes:
Sasuke Is Being Bitchy At Temari And The Other Dude With Unconscious Gaara
Girl: Sasuke needs magical healing buttsex.
Rune: You'd have to take the -stick- out first.
Girl: Well, yeah! That'd be healing...
Sasuke Has Emo Hair
Girl: *huff* Sasuke's trying to rock the Ed-bangs and he's just not doing it.
Rune: ...Roy agrees.
Girl: *grins* Ed rocks Ed's own bangs.
Girl: *poots*
Rune: You pooted?
Girl: *poots*
Rune: I could make tiny ponytails all over my head.
Girl: ...
Rune: ... I just keep talking.
Sasuke Beats Temari
Sasuke: I have to go. I've wasted enough time on -you- already.
Rune: Nice parting shot, pussy.
The Third Hokage In Blacks
Rune: ... He's built like my dad.
Girl: . . . XD IT'S TRUE.
Orochimaru: And after I set all of those booby traps...
Girl: Boobie!
Rune: XD
Third Hokage: How could you, -Orochimaru-?
Rune: . . . -Newman-.
Girl: XDDDD
I Wonder What He Actually Said In The Original
Orochimaru: I'm like the person who took blue and yellow, and consciously mixed them together to make a new color, green.
Girl: WHAT?
Rune: Orochimaru teaches the color wheel!!
Orochimaru's Current Spoiler Body
Rune: See, I don't see how everybody can say Orochimaru -rapes- Sasuke, unless it's with like a snake or something. I mean. That's a chick. She's got a pussy. There's no raping there.
Orochimaru Says: ...Your pitiful and brief life...
Rune: ... He's an old man! How is that brief? Orochimaru, you're a tool and you can't count.
Also, the Third Hokage was super hawt when he was younger. U-unf.
Orochimaru Runs Away From Third Hokage
Rune: ... He runs like Aaya. From Fruits Basket.
Girl: ... Apt.
PAUSE FOR MAD CRYING OMG FLASHBACKS OF THE BABIES EVERYWHERE OH LEAF VILLAGE OH HOKAGE T-----T STUPID PURPLE BABOON REAPER THING. Also WAH BABY KAAASHI...
(Third Hokage has two daddies!)
Jiraiya: *Spaz!* I AM SO COOL!!!
Giant Frog: ... Naruto is almost normal next to you, ya freak.
Girl: *great despair and distress* ... I have to pee!
Rune: ...We -can- pause it.
Girl: ... *pauses!*
Rune: *facepalm*
...soooooo... We watched up until spoiler fought spoiler and the big spoiler died and we both cried and felt silly, but they cut out Kakashi's part 'cause the ep recorded funny, and now we're home but they've already turned the cable off and that means all the eps we had left are gone.
Anyone out there want to pimp us tv shows by sending us disks? We're gonna be cable-less and completely susceptible to all kiiiiiiiiiiinds of suggestion. H-harrr.