2:00am post...

about a conversation I had DAYS ago, that's still making me laugh.

Runestarr: and at least you aren't one of the scary girls planning her wedding.
Runestarr: i mean, i know what i want, but not like in a crazy way.
Runestarr: in mind it's all "dress, flowers, someone to marry."
Runestarr: it's all good.
amadpinkflamingo: don't make fun
amadpinkflamingo: didn't you know I've planned like eight weddings
amadpinkflamingo: I have no idea which one I'd actually go with, I just like picking out themes
amadpinkflamingo: and also making up massive madonna budget weddings
Runestarr: yeah, but you're a designer.
Runestarr: it makes sense.
amadpinkflamingo: with cirque du soleil dancers and glitter and ribbons and waiters in mime face
amadpinkflamingo: and fog machines
Runestarr: oh!
amadpinkflamingo: I totally want my wedding to have a fog machine!
Runestarr: i want fog at my wedding!
Runestarr: that would be so kickass.
amadpinkflamingo: absolutely, and like searchlights
amadpinkflamingo: and ribbon dancers instead of flower girls
amadpinkflamingo: David says no, so I'll just have to marry someone else
Runestarr: heh. I'm free *grins and laughs*
amadpinkflamingo: no, you're not tall enough for me
amadpinkflamingo: :P
amadpinkflamingo: I'd have to be the man
Runestarr: no, see, i would let you wear the fun white dress, and i'd wear a dress too, but in black and red, because those colours look good on me.
amadpinkflamingo: word
amadpinkflamingo: and we both need massive crowns a la Anistasia
Runestarr: yes!
Runestarr: and I want to be able to wear sexy boots.
Runestarr: like kicking-ass boots.
amadpinkflamingo: but yeah, I've got the garden theme, asian inspired, whinter white, circus fantasy...
amadpinkflamingo: and walk down the aisle to sprok zarathustra "baaa baaaa baaaaa... BUHBAAAAAH!"
amadpinkflamingo: that's where the fog machine comes in
amadpinkflamingo: and we need people in fairy costumes to throw glitter on all the guests
Runestarr: SOOOOO MUCH GLITTER!!
amadpinkflamingo: absolutely
Runestarr: see, this is why i love you.


Come on, you know you want the flamingo and me to plan your wedding too. You know you do.

Um.

Note to self: Just because you got to sleep in, doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. Wandering around in your underwear and t-shirt is all well and good, but when the kindly old man from next door stops by to drop something off for you, you'll be sorry.

Moral: a handtowel, does not adequate covering make.

Smart kid.

Over heard today in the toy isle of Target:

Mom: Not now.
Boy: No, mom, it's okay if you buy my presents in front of me! I'll just act surprised when I open them!


*looks down at new "I <3 Irony" shirt and grins*