Evangelion: The Ride. Enter your Eva and enjoy a fucked-up robot battle type flight simulator, then the world turns orange and Gendo shouts "Leave!" and you eject your entry plug into a river of orange tang type log ride. The walls are lined with red aquarium water with Rei heads floating cheerfully. See Asuka's mom hang herself! Watch Misato and Shinji stare at each other for ten minutes straight without moving! Then as you go "tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down," you watch Shinji choke Asuka and then slit his wrists as you dock.
Bokusatsu Tenchi Dokuro Chan's Tunnel of Love: Naked Dokuro Chans run about, drop their towels, and undress before you, but watch out for Excaliborg! The hilarious new ride with the memorable slogan, "Duck."
Miss Yukari's Bumper Car Bonanza: All your favorite bumper car moments, but spiced up with one very bad anamatronic driver who sends you off the track! A white-faced Chiyo Chan bids you goodbye.
The Fooly Cooly Scavenger Hunt: Find clues all over the park to find out the true meaning of Fooly Cooly! Prizes! P.S. - Don't forget to fondle her yum-yums!
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Bokusatsu Tenchi Dokuro Chan's Tunnel of Love: Naked Dokuro Chans run about, drop their towels, and undress before you, but watch out for Excaliborg! The hilarious new ride with the memorable slogan, "Duck."
Miss Yukari's Bumper Car Bonanza: All your favorite bumper car moments, but spiced up with one very bad anamatronic driver who sends you off the track! A white-faced Chiyo Chan bids you goodbye.
The Fooly Cooly Scavenger Hunt: Find clues all over the park to find out the true meaning of Fooly Cooly! Prizes! P.S. - Don't forget to fondle her yum-yums!