Welcome one and all, to runefallstar
's ANIME THEME PARK
You heard right. Think Disneyland, but for all of your favorite Anime. We've got a few going so far.
Bleach: The Psychaedelic Hollow Hunt: Follow Your Favorite Reaper as they beat the begeebus out of Hollows! It'll be Indy-esque, only you're gonna have Kon in your ear the whole time.
FMA: Most Depressing Ride In the History Of the Universe: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go home and hug your mother. I'm sure there are a few curlicues in there somewhere, but it'll end with you leaving, brushing snow out of the lapels of your coat, and wishing they let you see Naked Ed a little longer during the Array Drop Into The Gate.
Naruto: Fly through the trees! This one's a suspension ride where you dash with Team 7 (or what's left of it) and Shikamaru after Gaara and Sasuke. Watch out or you'll end up in a sandy coffin! Or a barrel.
Naruto: IN A BARREL: Careening down a raging river of death! You are Sasuke, stuck in a barrel for episode after episode. Think Haunted Mansion, but with lots more of Naruto and Sasuke kissing accidentally. It ends when the barrel is broken open and you gaze into the leering welcome of
your new Dom
Naruto: Konoha Training Park for the little ones: It'll have a ball pit. And Target Practice with suction cup kunai.
Naruto: False Shuriken Ride: You are Naruto, flung by Sasuke past Zabuza - spin out of control through this whiplash of a wild time.
Prince of Tennis: Be Lobbed across the court in this exciting match! Feel like you're there!
Cowboy Bebop: Space race! Pilot the Swordfish II with Spike and blow out the engines of those nasty space police trying to get your bounty!
Samurai Champloo: Sneak through the bamboo looking for gay fireflies. Ah ha. Actually it'd be more like Soarin' - IMAX swordfights, what?
Dai Guard: YOU TOO CAN PILOT DAI GUARD AND FIGHT HETERODYNE! The most Rockin Mech-based ride EVAR. Get bitched at by Ayame and whats-her-face, win Shirota's heart, and SAAAAVE TOKYO!!!
Saiyuki: Ride the Jeep to the West - comes with your own shorejuu. You get points for shooting the fark out of demons, but if they get too close, you lose your sutra!
Trigun: Brilliant Dynamites Neon: Ride an out-of-control sand steamer through the canyon - will you stop before the sudden drop? Bonus Tower-Of-Terror Ending!
Our park's nowhere near full yet. Any ideas?
(COME ON! JOIN IN! It's fun!)