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To all those who treat our private parking lot as

A) Liquor Store Parking

B) Art Gallery Parking

C) A Place To Drop Off Your Kids When They Go To School Across The Street

D) KFC Parking

E) Happenin' Night Spot Party Parking

F) Antique Store Parking

We know what the cars that are supposed to be in our lot look like.
If we know where you are, we will call you on your shit. Because you don't want two young women out late at night walking home by themselves. Especially not on New Year's Eve. Especially not when they pay to park in the spot you just pulled into.

No, we don't care if your daughter said no-one would mind. We mind. And no, we don't care if you give us the stink-eye. Don't put your hand in the cookie jar if you don't want your fingers bitten. The police know how to speed down this road. We've called them before.

No Love,
The Girls Who Really Do Live Above The Liquor Store, You Pretentious, Middle-Aged Twat.


Date: 2008-01-01 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
While it's true that both of you have lovely, big, balls of brass...

I refuse to believe that either of you is possessed of a cock, shared or otherwise.

Happy New Year from South Korea!

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Date: 2008-01-04 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Own. You write the best unsent letters, srsly.


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